Tiger Vanity Fair 

Tiger Woods‘ wife Elin Nordegren might as well have gone skiing on a mountain of cash while in the French Alps over the weekend because she reportedly got $300 million dollars from Tiger!

According to the New York Daily News, Elin was overheard telling pals that she got a $300 million dollar payout from Tiger following his cheating scandal.

When asked what she got for Christmas she reportedly said, “Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much.” That’s like $2 million per mistress.

The source went on to say, “She’s 100% determined to split with Tiger. When she boasted of the ‘$300 million Christmas gift’ and then laughed, it was clear to everyone around her that she’s more focused than ever about moving on with her life.”

Tiger hasn’t seen his wife or two kids for over a month now because well…he basically fell off the face of the Earth.

“Elin feels that Tiger isn’t mentally well enough to spend time with her or the kids,” the source said.

“Tiger wanted to see them for Christmas, but Elin went away skiing at a secret location in California and then fled to France for more snow and space.”

When will Tiger resurface? No one knows. There are reports that he’s in Arizona in rehab, while others are reporting he’s in seclusion in Africa. When do you think Tiger will reappear?