Fifty Shades of Grey

“Mr. Grey will see you now.”

Oohhhhhh.

The trailer for “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” the movie based on the steamy book (some called it “mommy porn”) by the same name has been released.

For the first 50 seconds, viewers don’t quite get a full view of the seductive, sexy and enigmatic CEO of Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc., Christian Grey. He drifts in an out of shots; his face is mysteriously blurred in others.

It’s the first meeting between Ana Steele (played by Dakota Johnson, daughter of 80s hottie Don Johnson) and Grey, the one in which Ana conducts an awkward newspaper interview with the 27-year-old billionaire.

Christian turns the tables on Ana, asking her to tell him about herself.

“There is really not much to know about me,” Ana says, shyly (or coyly, who knows?). “Look at me.”

Pause.

“I am,” Grey says.

BOOM!

Time for the closeup.

Is it getting hot in here?

Then viewers are treated to the obligatory elevator seduction scene complete with a sexy, exclusive track of Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love.”

Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your love’s got me lookin so crazy right now

Enjoy!